A Boy Named Sooie: Choice Text Messages From Week Seven
6:56 pm
From B:
The hogs might as well wear yellow shirts to give the refs a break. [10 penalties for 100 yds. More than our total rushing.]
7:08
From B:
Wow! Casey dick 1 for 1 5 yrds. Half way 2 his season avg and only the 1st quarter. [Dick was 12 for 26]
7:18 pm
From C:
Lswho!?!
From B:
The hogs might as well wear yellow shirts to give the refs a break. [10 penalties for 100 yds. More than our total rushing.]
7:08
From B:
Wow! Casey dick 1 for 1 5 yrds. Half way 2 his season avg and only the 1st quarter. [Dick was 12 for 26]
7:18 pm
From C:
Lswho!?!
7:29 pm
From J:
Why cant felix return punts again?
7:37 pm
From R:
Houston nutt's outta fingernails
7:58 pm
From J:
Get norton the **** outta there. No one can field a punt? [Norton muffed the first two. This is a very good question]
8:05 pm
From C:
We ate too many cupcakes
8:07 pm
From J:
Good timeout b4 the half. Almost a 90 yd run.
8:09 pm
From D:
I wonder if we're lookin at the final score
8:08 pm
From B:
Hogs are 8-34 under Nutt when trailing at the half. Odds are against us!
8:42 pm
From C:
Nice trip freddie
8:45 pm
From J(2):
Maybe we need to throw a 3 yd pass to hillis. [Hillis, our **fullback**, led the Hogs in receptions]
8:51 pm
From C:
Chivas arkansas!
8:52 pm
From B:
If u blink u might miss a touchdown
9:18 pm
From B:
We r a terrible 4th qtr team!
9:26 pm
From J(2):
Is p hillis our only "receiver"?
9:30 pm
From B:
ChesNUTT roasting on an open fire!
9:34 pm
From J(2):
Houston we have a problem. I mean you are the problem. [Hardy har har... Groan]
9:37 pm
From C:
It takes six games to figure 5 is our best qb!
9:39 pm
From J:
Ur kiddin me. Creative play calls.
9:40 pm
From C:
Gepeto! It was a real pass! [Huh?]
9:41 pm
From R:
Holy ****!
10:02 pm
From R:
Heisman hopeless [A season changes in twenty minutes.]
10:04 pm
From C:
Hdn will never win again we need a qb like flynn [Flynn's not all that good, but anyone's better than Dick's 46% completion rate]
From J:
Why cant felix return punts again?
7:37 pm
From R:
Houston nutt's outta fingernails
7:58 pm
From J:
Get norton the **** outta there. No one can field a punt? [Norton muffed the first two. This is a very good question]
8:05 pm
From C:
We ate too many cupcakes
8:07 pm
From J:
Good timeout b4 the half. Almost a 90 yd run.
8:09 pm
From D:
I wonder if we're lookin at the final score
8:08 pm
From B:
Hogs are 8-34 under Nutt when trailing at the half. Odds are against us!
8:42 pm
From C:
Nice trip freddie
8:45 pm
From J(2):
Maybe we need to throw a 3 yd pass to hillis. [Hillis, our **fullback**, led the Hogs in receptions]
8:51 pm
From C:
Chivas arkansas!
8:52 pm
From B:
If u blink u might miss a touchdown
9:18 pm
From B:
We r a terrible 4th qtr team!
9:26 pm
From J(2):
Is p hillis our only "receiver"?
9:30 pm
From B:
ChesNUTT roasting on an open fire!
9:34 pm
From J(2):
Houston we have a problem. I mean you are the problem. [Hardy har har... Groan]
9:37 pm
From C:
It takes six games to figure 5 is our best qb!
9:39 pm
From J:
Ur kiddin me. Creative play calls.
9:40 pm
From C:
Gepeto! It was a real pass! [Huh?]
9:41 pm
From R:
Holy ****!
10:02 pm
From R:
Heisman hopeless [A season changes in twenty minutes.]
10:04 pm
From C:
Hdn will never win again we need a qb like flynn [Flynn's not all that good, but anyone's better than Dick's 46% completion rate]
