Sonny's Rocky Mountain High

Congrats to Sonny Weems, who was drafted to the guard-happy Bulls and subsequently traded to Denver for a 2009 second-round draft pick. Both Sonny and the Nuggets seem thrilled with the transaction. Nobody wants to share a locker room with Joakim Noah, better known in Eternia as Skeletor.

Led Castle Grayskull to two galactic championships in a row.
Where's Darian headed? Ervin packed his bags for Europe yet? Surely somebody will pick up Hill for some spare peanuts?






