I’m all about equal rights for same-sex Americans, as you know, and more-importantly all about red-carpet-ready fashion tips. This falls frighteningly short on both counts.

I love my LGBT (or GLBT – would you make up your minds?) Razorbabies and my straight and Fundie Razorbabies equally.

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So I’m unsure of Martina Navratilova’s increasingly ugly public breakup from not-wife Toni Layton. SO like the previous breakup with not-wife Judy Nelson. Toni had to be “forcibly removed” from one of Martina’s properties. Toni’s team threatens to expose “dark secrets” about Martina unless Toni gets lots of money. Juicy!

 

Who are Toni Layton and Judy Nelson? Nobody knows, nobody cares. After all, Martina’s the only thing either non-entity ever did.

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Yet some in America’s GLBT (or LGBT) community see this as somehow threatening to equal rights progress for same-sex equality. Like Martina hasn’t done enough for that cause over the years.

 

Of one thing I AM sure, however. On court or in court – LGBT, GLBT, straight, female, male, atheist or Fundie – nobody fucks with THIS.

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