MADONNA TO MARRY JESUS? . . . | A Damsel in Distress

Monday, September 28, 2009


Posted By on Mon, Sep 28, 2009 at 11:17 AM


It’s not what I thought either, thank god. Because THAT would’ve twisted human religious history into a Kabbalah-Catholic Mobius Strip bigger than “The DaVinci Code!”


But no. It’s just another 51-year-old cougar rock star retaining fabulous trainers, nutritionists and surgeons to help her snag . . . well . . . Baby Jesus half her age.


Can you BLAME her?




We’re talking Jesus Luz here. The male model. NOT the Son of God.

STOP! Razorbabies. It’s working for Demi and Ashton . . . and HER trainers, nutritionists and surgeons.


Love finds a way.


Nobody ever said Jesus came cheap.


Of course, Demi's career's sorta petered out (you should forgive the expression) since Ashton so we wish Madonna and Jesus all the best.



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