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Thursday, December 3, 2009

POLLS ARE OPEN!

Posted By on Thu, Dec 3, 2009 at 9:54 AM

HUCKABEE HAIKU CONTEST FINALISTS!



Today's your last day to vote! (Below)


The crack Arkansas Times jury selected these Five Finalists (in order of blog handle) from your 40 entries. “It was difficult, since the talent and creativity was so uniformly high,” said forewoman LaToya “No Relation” Greenberg with a straight face. “The rules were kinda hard for us to grab a-holt of since nobody’s Japanese.”

 

 

PICK YOUR WINNER, RAZORBABIES! *

 

“Big fish little pond.
A dead fish goes with the flow.
Fox talk PAC team gold.”

-          bejeeus

 

 

“Huckabee. Palin.
Our future is truly a
Word that rhymes with Hucked.”

-          CammackLife

 

 

“Bro-Gov ties stomach.
Gives up knife and fork, Rotel.
Digs grave with Fox News.”

-          cruelanimal

 

 

“Reach out upward palm.
Check waistline for stigmata.
One more Autumn run.”

-          hugh mann

 

 

“Questions being asked.
Killers released on my watch.
I need a fart joke.”

-          perrobravo

 

 

* VOTING PROCEDURE

 

One vote (it’s anonymous) per page-view for your favorite Haiku!

 

Enter early and revisit voting page often, like speed-texting “American Idol” but FREE!

 

All are eligible to vote, whether registered A-T Bloggers or not. Women, men, children, friends, family, co-workers, strangers, living or deceased!

 

You have till midnight, Razorbabies (WEDNESDAY, DEC. 9), to choose your “HUCKABEE HAIKU” WINNER!

 

(Though truly everybody who entered is a winner and it’s honor enough to be in the same company and it’s not who wins or loses and you’re really blessed and so on.)

 

VOTE NOW!

 

 

VIEW RESULTS

 

 


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