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Monday, October 9, 2006

The sex police -- UPDATE

Posted By on Mon, Oct 9, 2006 at 8:02 PM

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We are reading between Channel 11's very cautious lines, but it sounds like they are on vibrator/etc. patrol in Russellville. At the Electric Moo, of all places.

UPDATE: Our Pope County filling station bureau chief submitted the photo here of items of a sexual nature found for sale in a roadside rest stop. The Russellville police can drag us before a grand jury, but we will not reveal our confidential source on this item, patriotically renamed during the happier days of the Iraq war. But it's clearly time for another bust.


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