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Monday, May 14, 2007

Elton and Betty

Posted By on Mon, May 14, 2007 at 2:10 PM

The popular Boing-Boing website discovers Elton and (the late) Betty White, complete with photo of Betty in her underwear and a video clip of them performing their original music. Says Boing-Boing

"I Am the Master of Love," "I'm In Love With Your Behind," "I Don't Really Like Oral Sex Much at All," "The Little Dicks Fit Me Best," "My Three Feet Red Hot Tongue Is Sweet as Sugar," "Your Breast, I'd Love to Carresst [sic]" - it is through songs such as these that the true depth of their love for each other is revealed, in the process making their oeuvre arguably the most listenable and entertaining in the entire genre of Outsider Music.

 

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