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Thursday, November 29, 2007

The perfect coach

Posted By on Thu, Nov 29, 2007 at 5:34 AM

John Brummett comes up with a job description for the next Hog football coach. Among the suggestions:

Do not hire any kinfolks.

Make sure your friends understand that they must never send any hateful e-mails to any of your players.

Make sure your wife understands that you treasure her loving loyalty, but that she must never sit before a computer keyboard while angry.

Do not whine that you never get to play Vanderbilt to pick up that easy victory.

For goodness sakes, don't then get beat by Vanderbilt.



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