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Monday, April 5, 2010

Funny line of the day

Posted By on Mon, Apr 5, 2010 at 8:58 AM

From a description of Sunday's Easter Parade down Fifth Avenue in New York City:

"Gallas, who has been attending the parade for 30 years, also brought along her eastern box turtle, Tuck, but left his cowboy hat at home . . . ."

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