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Monday, January 10, 2011

Bird death mystery solved

Posted By on Mon, Jan 10, 2011 at 9:50 AM

People for the American Way, a group that keeps up with zanies so you don't have to work at it full-time, has unearthed the reason for the Arkansas bird and fish deaths and other recent disturbing natural happenstances.

It could be God's punishment for the repeal of Don't Ask Don't Tell.

I s*** you not.

The birds died in Beebe. Fish died in Arkansas, too. The Democratic governor of Arkansas is named Beebe. A former Arkansas governor crafted DADT. Watch:

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