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Wednesday, November 23, 2011

The Thanksgiving table

Posted By on Wed, Nov 23, 2011 at 1:43 PM

A BLACK THING? Pat Robertson wonders about mac-and-cheese.
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  • A BLACK THING? Pat Robertson wonders about mac-and-cheese.

I'm thankful for Pat Robertson. What would we do without the wacky televangelist? Today, he provides us a Thanksgiving feast topic.

* MACARONI AND CHEESE: He asked his black co-host:

“What is this ‘mac and cheese,’ is that a black thing?”

She helped him out by saying sure.

But this inspires other critical Thanksgiving questions as the day winds down and downtown, already quiet, empties.

* STUFFING OR DRESSING?

* MARSHMALLOWS ON THE SWEET POTATOES?

* BOTH MASHED POTATOES AND SWEET POTATOES?

* CANNED OR FRESH-MADE? (Think Ocean Spray)

* ANY NON-STARCH VEGETABLES?

* PECAN OR PUMPKIN? (Pie, you ninny.)

* IF YOU TIPPLE, WHAT KIND OF WINE?

* FRIED — IS THAT ANY WAY TO TREAT A TURKEY?

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