If Otey the swamp possum doesn't make game day, a few suggestions for a replacement | Arkansas Blog

Thursday, March 27, 2014

If Otey the swamp possum doesn't make game day, a few suggestions for a replacement

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SO CUDDLY: An opossum playing dead. - JOHNRUBBLE
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  • SO CUDDLY: An opossum playing dead.

It's a slow news day, so considering the overwhelmingly negative response to Otey the swamp possum, should the Travs decide to kill him off (probably a longshot, as you can already buy a $30 Otey New Era ballcap), here are a few suggestions we dreamed up last year:

The Territorial Terror, Territorial Gov. George Izard

Extradition-Fightin’ Tony Alamo

Pulled Porky, anthropomorphized sandwich

Sammy the Segway, the 21st century Traveler

The Arkansas Teabagger, with votin’-against-his-interests action!

Fattest person in the ballpark at the start of any game, squeezed into a mustard yellow leotard and then thrown onto the field to be chased by dogs

U.S. Sen. Tim Griffin Dirtbike Stunt Deathpalooza, featuring: The Wheel of Austerity!

Toothless P. Methface

Roger Clinton (please, man. He’ll take any job. Seriously.)

Heritagey: the totally non-racist Confederate flag. Bonus: Riding a white horse!

Protho Junction Lot Lizard

The Arkansas Wage Slave (brought to you by Walmart)

The Ghost of Maud Crawford

Connie Hamzy on the back of a Yamaha scooter

Arkansas Traveler Heirloom Tomato (Wait, they should really do this! There’s an heirloom tomato called the Arkansas Traveler! And tomatoes with googly eyes look awesome!)

Tommy the Tech Park — like former Travs mascot, no one can agree on what it is

Ozarko, a craggy creature made of karst (rival mascot: Poo Pig Gooey, the Buffalo River Bandit)

Cosmo the Cornbread Crooner (the Travs straight up steal the Cornbread Festival’s adorable mascot)

Nude Al Capone in healing spa

The Travs introduce Ivan the Ivory-billed Woodpecker, but no one can find him

TED DANSON!

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