And then there were nine. Rick Santorum has dropped out of the race for president. 

Santorum won Iowa last time by being sort of a human embodiment of a novelty placemat that you should probably get rid of but can’t quite part with.

This time, Iowans had multiple more interesting candidates to choose from and Santorum struggled to beat “Uncommitted.” 

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If Santorum is remembered by history, it may be on vulgar terms