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Thursday, March 12, 2009

Shag Madonna or Mick Jagger and you've shagged Sweet Sweet Connie

Posted By on Thu, Mar 12, 2009 at 1:40 PM

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And possibly Go Fast.

Perhaps inspired by "Six Degrees of Paris Hilton: The Global Reach of One Vagina," MTV Brazil has launched a new safe-sex ad campaign, wherein the alleged sluttiness of Mick Jagger and Madonna is linked and re-linked to just about every famous person you can think of.

Like the Kevin Bacon game.

In the Madonna ad, Madge and Sweet Sweet Connie Hamzy get connected through Prince, "who shagged Carmen Electra who shagged Dennis Rodman who shagged* "Vanilla Ice who shagged Connie Hamzy who shagged David Lee Roth who shagged Savannah who shagged Marky Mark who shagged Madonna."

*Oops, I missed the Madonna/Vanilla Ice connection. Sadly, I don't think Dennis Rodman shagged Vanilla Ice.

Mick's connection to Sweet Sweet Connie goes through Joe Walsh and Jimmy Page and Beyonce and Fred Durst and Bob Dylan and a tree and all sorts of other craziness.

So, you know, wear condoms.

[Via Copyranter and Gawker]

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