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Thursday, March 4, 2010

Of Hubcaps and Smaller Things

Posted By on Thu, Mar 4, 2010 at 8:57 AM

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I have been accused of having no love for an Arkansas standard, one delicacy that is apparently above reproach here in our Natural State. I have been accused of not loving the Cotham’s Hubcap Burger.

I’m not really sure where this comes from. Perhaps it has something to do with the fact that I’ve been seeing other burgers. Yes, dear friends and readers, I have dallied with other burgers both large and small, sampled the spicing, poked at the buns and made note of whatever’s piled on. Cotham’s is not the be-all and end-all of my burger knowledge.

But to say I don’t like the burger? Now, that’s going way too far.

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I do like the Hubcap. There. It’s been said. I have even on occasion managed to take down an entire bun-clad plate-filling meat sammy before (though I did leave the fries). It is a decent and respectable though large offering to the meat-and-bread crowd.

But there’s also something that bothers me about ordering a Hubcap. That is, the more Hiubcaps I order, the greater the possibility that my butt will obtain Volkswagen proportions. And I was taught growing up that you shouldn’t order more than you can eat, there are starving kids in Ethiopia (and sober kids in India, though I digress).

 

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Hence my greater love for the traditional, no-frills Cotham’s Cheeseburger, an unheralded but delicious part to this balanced (somewhat) lunch. A smaller soft bun, a bit lighter on the veggies, and in general a smaller package of meat. But for someone who feels guilty not cleaning the plate, a very filling lunch. There’s something about that Cotham’s spice in the burger that tells you with that very first bite you’re not in some high-falutin’ $12 burger joint, nor are you in the drive-thru at Wendy’s. It’s an Arkansas earthy-ness, a preponderance of black pepper and seasoning tempered by a well-used griddle, a meaty mouthful that mentally takes you down dusty Delta roads in the middle of summer, when the frogs are screaming and the crows are calling.

 

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I do wish I could add that same sort of wistfulness to thoughts of the Cotham’s Fried Green Tomatoes… but I can’t. I’m so sorry. Fried Green Tomatoes are a seasonal thing with me, quarter inch thick rounds dusted first in flour then egg then cornmeal and pepper and set to fry up in small batches on the back of the stove. Unfortunately, the fried green tomatoes I have encountered at Cotham’s have been thin, on the greasy side and lacking the firmness I do so love that you can’t get from a full-term ‘mater. Though… serving them up with Ranch dressing does at least make them acceptable. Fries are thick and straight and not dolled up with batter or spice, they’re just fries, like they should be.

And did you know you can get a daily plate lunch special at Cotham’s in the City? Yeah, for $6.99 they offer meat and two veg during the week. On Thursdays, in case you’re wondering, it’s Fried Chicken.

You can find Cotham’s Merchantile, the original and best location, on Highway 161 in Scott. But if you don’t care to venture out into the wilderness, a reasonable facimile’s in the shadow of the State Capitol at Third and Woodlane. Lunch only (well, they do serve dinner out at the Scott location on Friday and Saturday). (501) 961-9284 for Scott, (501) 370-9177 in downtown Little Rock.

P.S. One more thing. I’ve been taking flack lately from a couple of folks who have chided me about my insistence that the Ed Walker’s Giant Cheeseburger (a single five pound meat patty) is the state’s largest burger, pointing to Man vs. Food’s Adam whats-his-name’s attempt to eat a Quadruple Hubcap Burger on TV as proof that Cotham’s has the bigger burger. Well, hrm. For one, the Ed Walker’s Giant Cheeseburger is one big old patty. For two, the Quadruple Hubcap Burger, as far as I know, doesn’t appear on the menu. For me, that’s kinda important.

P.P.S. Cotham's has a website, if you wanna take a look.

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