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Monday, October 4, 2010

Ralphie May: accidentally hilarious

Posted By on Mon, Oct 4, 2010 at 1:32 PM

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The "Last Comic Standing" winner and Clarksville native was busted in a Guam airport for drug possession in the most hilarious way imaginable.

"When I got to baggage claim, I actually walked up to the dog. I love dogs and petted Nickey, the beautiful shepherd mix, and she sat down. That indicates to the handler that I had marijuana on me. I didn't know that, I just thought that dog loved me. Then another dog came over and it sat down as well and I petted that dog too. I was thinking 'these dogs love me; they can tell I'm a dog person!'"

After paying a small fine and leaving the booking office, May then promptly slipped on a banana, stepped on a rake, ripped his pants and thought about his first head shot.

[via TMZ]

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