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Sonny Boy Williamson II, the renowned identity thief, now claims he’s the former host of”All Things Considered.”

1. Go to YouTube
2. Look up a bluesman (we suggest Sonny Boy Williamson II.)
3. Click the new “closed captioning” box
4. Turn on “transcribe audio”
5. Cover your desk chair with a puppy pad.

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And we didn’t think this video of SBWII doing “Keep It to Yourself” could get any better.

It turns the song into postmodern psychosis one minute…

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meantime view the wrong
if you’ve got
they don’t
what is the elmo
and i’m linda wertheimer

and a Michael Inscoe poem the next…

she didn’t she was
the the war
i don’t know
no i don’t know
yeah and i don’t know that

Doubtless, this insane shit would have been the most rational stuff Sonny Boy would have ever said.

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