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Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Advice for the New Year - don’t be looking for wisdom here, my friend

Posted By on Wed, Dec 31, 2008 at 2:40 PM

If you can’t say something nice, at least be entertaining.


The My God, You Sound Old Award: December, 2008

Arkansas Democrat-Gazette for it’s old-fogyish remark about South Park: “If it’s a cartoon, children should be able to watch it.”

I guess the whole world of anime must leave them cowering under their beds.


Quote of the Day

You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing. -  Michael Pritchard


Bad Writer of the Week Award - Richard S. Drake

Yes, I read the editorial in the NWA Times this week before I wrote my blog - “Northwest Arkansas Times and the Ministry of Silly Walks.” I was attempting, albeit in a clumsy fashion, to make fun of the headline used in the editorial.

Good thing I don’t get paid for this stuff, huh?

Then again, it was a silly headline, so I guess we’re even.


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