The Continuing Baggy Pants Crisis: 1st Arrest | The Hoglawyer

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

The Continuing Baggy Pants Crisis: 1st Arrest

Posted By on Wed, Sep 3, 2008 at 10:15 AM

In an effort to stop the nationwide epidemic of young people wearing "baggy pants" one Florida town has said enough is enough to this horrible fashion trend. Not only have they made it illegal to "sag" they have caught their first offender. Surely this will strike a blow to this scourge that is afflicting our cities. We might need to build bigger jails, but it will be worth it.

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