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Re: “Modern look, classic dishes at The Avenue

I do not hold with fruit and meat. Or fruit and fish.

Fruit and fruit is fine. Or just fruit.

But it's this degenerate mixing of the foodstuffs that is destroying America.

Posted by Carrick Patterson on 02/09/2018 at 7:37 PM

Re: “Marijuana and guns don't mix, or so the federal law says

Of course federal law also says you can't use marijuana in the first place, so . . .

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Posted by Carrick Patterson on 01/15/2018 at 8:25 AM

Re: “Trump administration undecided on whether U.S. will sit out Winter Olympics

Right, imjustsaying -- I mean, can the president even do that? Maybe he can do something about the law of gravity while he's at it.

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Posted by Carrick Patterson on 12/07/2017 at 5:05 PM

Re: “Little Rock Airport reports landing mishap

Them's the brakes.

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Posted by Carrick Patterson on 11/21/2017 at 8:39 AM

Re: “Another Obama reversal from Donald Trump: On elephant trophy hunting

"Another reversal of Obama administration policy: The ban on importing elephant troophies to the U.S."

You sure it wasn't "roofies"?

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Posted by Carrick Patterson on 11/16/2017 at 7:49 AM

Re: “The Monday Democrat-Gazette was slimmer this morning

This allows them more space for the important news, like the article advising you not to eat your own placenta.

20 likes, 3 dislikes
Posted by Carrick Patterson on 10/23/2017 at 8:56 AM

Re: “Because Cammack Village police might need an armored vehicle

Cammack cops totally need a grenade launcher. Try making a running stop at a stop sign THEN.

18 likes, 2 dislikes
Posted by Carrick Patterson on 08/28/2017 at 1:03 PM

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