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Re: “Trump administration undecided on whether U.S. will sit out Winter Olympics

Right, imjustsaying -- I mean, can the president even do that? Maybe he can do something about the law of gravity while he's at it.

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Posted by Carrick Patterson on 12/07/2017 at 5:05 PM

Re: “Little Rock Airport reports landing mishap

Them's the brakes.

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Posted by Carrick Patterson on 11/21/2017 at 8:39 AM

Re: “Another Obama reversal from Donald Trump: On elephant trophy hunting

"Another reversal of Obama administration policy: The ban on importing elephant troophies to the U.S."

You sure it wasn't "roofies"?

6 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by Carrick Patterson on 11/16/2017 at 7:49 AM

Re: “The Monday Democrat-Gazette was slimmer this morning

This allows them more space for the important news, like the article advising you not to eat your own placenta.

20 likes, 3 dislikes
Posted by Carrick Patterson on 10/23/2017 at 8:56 AM

Re: “Because Cammack Village police might need an armored vehicle

Cammack cops totally need a grenade launcher. Try making a running stop at a stop sign THEN.

18 likes, 2 dislikes
Posted by Carrick Patterson on 08/28/2017 at 1:03 PM

Re: “Another win for transgender students

"Free from generation" means they can go to any bathroom but may not use electricity. I think Jason Rappert got this inserted in the ruling.

5 likes, 1 dislike
Posted by Carrick Patterson on 05/30/2017 at 7:14 PM

Re: “Trump's 'victory' on health care. Look who's cheering.

"French Hill" always sounds to me like it should be the name of a racehorse. Clearly, in this case, a bad bet.

18 likes, 3 dislikes
Posted by Carrick Patterson on 05/05/2017 at 7:49 AM

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