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Put 'em up, put 'em up! Which one of you first?

Updated on October 26, 2010 at 12:58 AM

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Re: “UALR gets $20.3 million grant to build visual arts center

So UALR will have a building but will there be any funding to staff it, and students to use it?

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Posted by Cowardly Lion on 05/12/2015 at 1:36 PM

Re: “TNR: Huckabee's rhetoric on Social Security violates GOP's "implicit pact"

I love that Huck. Why he can mess up the GOP almost as much as Ayn Rand Paul can! Aw Shucks Huck is a more lovable and more thoughtful version of Rick Santorum. Mike can split the party along lines that no one else seems willing or able to, and the more they slice and dice themselves the better that is for... oh wait, do we really want Hillary Clinton as president? Where's Elizabeth Warren when we need her?

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Posted by Cowardly Lion on 05/12/2015 at 1:13 PM

Re: “Another Bledsoe for Arkansas health

Banana Republicans, don't you mean, Citizen1? Like Frank White, the state's first Banana Republican (see the famous cartoon of GuvWhite by George Fisher in the Creationism Act debate).

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Posted by Cowardly Lion on 05/12/2015 at 1:08 PM

Re: “Russellville High wiseacres in hot water over yearbook quotes

"When the Red River flows, take the dirt road home." I had to look that one up. Silly me, being from SW Ark, I took it to be a reference to some Miller County country lane.

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Posted by Cowardly Lion on 05/12/2015 at 1:05 PM
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Re: “Anybody home?

Down here in central Texas, not too far from Bastrop where I live, it's common knowledge in the Kenyan socialist circles I run in (there's a whole division of us) that Jade Helm is to be the start of Obama's overthrow of White America. We have been practicing for months, burning yellow "don't tread on me" flags. We are highly trained in flag burning, and we recite whole passages of the Communist Manifesto in unison. Kim Jung Il couldn't have orchestrated it better. Our Dear Leader Obama has promised us we can loot any and every Walmart store we "liberate" this summer. I can't wait to take home a dozen pairs of tube socks, a Bushmaster semi-automatic, and an Emerson Smart TV! And we're under orders from the White House to confiscate all the ammo we find to keep it out of the hands of the NRA. And we have been deputized to commandeer by force any large, late-model pickup truck driven by white males. You think Baltimore was a riot? Just wait till we roll into Little Rock!

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Posted by Cowardly Lion on 05/04/2015 at 2:44 AM

Re: “FreedomWorks endorses Tommy Moll — Tommy Who?

Tommy Moll, as in Gun Moll?

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Posted by Cowardly Lion on 03/18/2014 at 10:07 AM

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