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Re: “Off with his head!

Mr. Bob Lancaster,
I hope you and yours are all ok, after that last little column you wrote. Hope you didn’t get a flaming watermelon thrown through your picture window or a bucket of fried chicken set afire on your front door stoop.
The real reason I decided to write is because of your enviable position as the purveyor of knowledge about all things Dog Peter Gnatish.
While on a trip down to Gourdneck, AR; I happened to stop for gas in the little backwoods hamlet of Greenwood, AR. As I stood there pumping ethyl, I observed several of the local canine population; they appeared to be overly bothered by the large quantity of DPGs in their surroundings. Then I noticed that the DPGs were circling in an anticlockwise fashion.
Isn’t that a sign that the apocalypse is coming, or maybe that the door to hell is located nearby? I think I read that somewhere. Maybe, its just something in the water.
But then again, I could be confused as to just where you are supposed to stand to make the official observance of the DPGs flight patterns. Is it anterior or posterior to the dog peter in question? Also it might matter as to looking down on the dog’s back or up towards the intended DPG target.
As they say, it all depends on your perspective.
Of course, all this could be for naught as my recollection of the trip is a mite unclear. I could have imbibed a little too much bug juice upon my arrival at my destination, thereby inducing some fuzzy logic into my hard drive.

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Posted by DPG Friend on 07/31/2012 at 2:40 PM
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