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Re: “Exorcism and evangelicals

@ Ozarkrazo, And if you believe in God, demons, et al, then you pro'ly believe in the upcoming Rapture event that most "true believers" are anticipating to get them out of their earthy (self-made) sticky quandaries. And while I don't have anything to add to the "exorcism" conversation, it does seem to me to be the right time to let everyone know that I am considering offering a Post-Apocalypse Pet-Sitting Service, in order that your kitties and doggies and such NOT find themselves in your house, all alone, in the dark, and for all Eternity (whatever that means).

So in order to continue to consistently provide them with the Agape Love they have come to know and expect, in your (eternal) absence I am willing to come to your house and take care of your pets. IF you so desire, I will remove your pets to my own home (that costs extra, I am obligated to disclose). For as long as I am able (having not been decimated by plague, pestilence, New World Order chaos nor the Flames of Hell), I will feed your dog, change your kitty-cat's litter box, and make sure everyone gets enough exercise. There's NO charge for aquariums; I'll throw that in for a freebie but I DO draw the line at any and all reptiles over 12" in length; also, suffice to say (and I am firm on this one): talking snakes who offer eye-opening apples are NOT accepted, under any conditions. I do have SOME ethics, after all.

In order to retain my services, you will send me a down payment of, say, $2,000 cash? Hey, we don't know just what kind of New World Order I might be facing here, and besides what do you care? Where YOU'RE going you won't need the money, anyway.

Allegedly.

Upon my receipt of your down payment, I will then send you our contract, outlining my specific duties and you will have room to negotiate any special needs your pet(s) may have. Once our contract is executed, you will pay a monthly premium to me, of, what say $150.00? When I no longer receive your money I will assume your departure from this world has been accomplished and I will initiate my responsibilities.

But again, I only accept cash, 'cuz from what I hear that Anti-Christ is one slippery fella, existing as He does only to Steal Kill, Destroy, yada yada, ad nauseum, etc.

So. You know. Precautions must be taken.

Forgot to mention: Please include with your down payment, a copy of your house-key, and any and all alarm passcodes (on the off-chance you had opportunity to set your house alarm prior to your Rapture; we don't want to alert any of your leftover heathen neighbors to your sudden non-existence, now do we?!?).

And though you might find it redundant for me to mention: any and all jewelry, designer clothing, cars, boats, antiques, etc. cool DVDs and anything else I might happen to covet, will revert immediately to my own possession, and my said possession of any and all items formerly known as yours will endure for the duration - but of course will not commence until your Rapture is assured.

Because as a Christian, you obviously should know better than anyone: God Helps Those Who Help Themselves.

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Posted by Elaine Hardy on 03/12/2015 at 1:36 PM

Re: “Casting out demons: why Justin Harris got rid of kids he applied pressure to adopt

Now watch while his fellow "Christian" friends, who once basked in the glow of his power and influence, will now abandon him and his sanctimonious crazy wife as if they are truly social lepers.

Just watch. It'll happen, mark my words.

Because that's the kind of "Christian" love these people understand - conditional, and self-serving. And if you mess up? Well, then you get the social equivalent of what has been done to these poor children.

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Posted by Elaine Hardy on 03/12/2015 at 1:10 PM

Re: “A child left unprotected

"I don't care what the people of Arkansas think about me." Good - because they don't think too very much of you. So that's probably for the best.

I don't care if I lose my position." Well, you probably will - because now people have NOTHING but the utmost CONTEMPT for you.

"I care what my wife thinks about me, and I care what my three sons think about me." Well as long as your wife and son can support the family, go for it. Because I gotta tell ya - I don't see this working out for you, the way you think it's going to work out for you, AT. ALL.

So it's probably for the best, that you just 'don't care' - because now, people know just how contemptibly WEAK and VILE you and your wife really are.

"Christian"s, please. People KNOW a "Christian" when they meet one. And YOU, sir, are the ANTITHESIS of the word "Christian".

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Posted by Elaine Hardy on 03/05/2015 at 5:29 PM

Re: “Hot Springs firing range declared a "Muslim free zone" by its owner

Wow. This poor woman is as dumb as a box.

Actually Morgan, yes - the Constitution DOES protect Islam. AND, the Constitution protects us against idiots like YOU, thankfully.

They don't teach Civics 101 at Texas A&M, apparently - because this poor knucklehead couldn't be more wrong about the Constitution, if she tried.

Just another hysterical nut, plenty of 'em around. And according to the FBI, they're likely to be white and in her age group. They're also more likely to be MALE, but hey - there are exceptions everywhere.
But hey - facts, data and statistics don't apply in Morgan-Land, where the only "good" people, are white and Baptist.

Sheesh.

Stay in Arkansas, Morgan.

Texas is MUCH too tolerant and diverse for the likes of YOU, you poor thing.

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Posted by Elaine Hardy on 10/15/2014 at 10:16 AM

 

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