Chuck Haralson and Ken Smith were inducted into the Arkansas Tourism Hall of Fame during the 43rd annual Governor’s Conference on Tourism
So let's see if you've been keeping up. How many of these names in the news can you identify correctly?
1. Wrestler-actor who is called The Rock.
2. Bounty hunter-actor who is called The Dog.
3. Horse trainer who has the most Kentucky Derby victories.
4. Recent NBA MVP.
1. Fool Texas governor who aspires to be Texas president.
2. Football player nicknamed “The Refrigerator.”
3. Defense attorney who regularly wiped the floor with Hamilton Burger.
4. One of the “In Cold Blood” killers.
1. Pineapple heiress.
2. Ex-U.S. senator who's spouse of ex-U.S. senator.
3. Referring to disbursement of Queen of England's salary.
“The Argentine Firecracker.”
1. Best-known contemporary uninstitutionalized U.S. lunatic.
2. Marksman most feared by Texas bobwhites.
3. Model for “Nosferatu” ghoul.
4. Only recent veep without homo offspring.
1. “The All-American Boy”
2. Cycling champ with multiple cancers and juicing asterisks.
3. Herbert W.'s boy who was the voice of “The World Tomorrow” back when nut talk-radio had some class.
4. Circular flooring mogul.
1. First two names of Mayberry deputy Fife
2. The actor Tony Curtis before he changed his name.
3. Cadaver host of movie-version weekend beach parties.
4. Living person of whom the largest number of people who never met him are gladdest they didn't.
1. George Burns' and Gracie Allen's next-door neighbor.
2. Favorite senator of superrich who don't need no stinking estate taxes.
3. Whory character in “The Golden Girls.”
4. Tennessee Williams character who always depended on the kindness of strangers.
1. Imbecile who ran FEMA during Katrina disaster.
2. Baddest man in the whole damn town of Chicago.
3. Fave police commissioner of Bruce Wayne and dorky ward.
4. British PM who walked to the classroom cool and slow and called the English teacher “daddy-o.”
1. Author of the Leatherstocking Tales.
2. “The People's Choice,” with the basset hound named Cleo.
3. Gloria Vanderbilt's boy.
4. His was only U.S. airliner hijacking case never solved.
1. Alter ego of Ernest T. Bass.
2. Fool political analyst who'd rather order in and suck toes with prostitutes.
3. Midget “Call for…” bellhop with the cigarette named after him.
4. Late finicky catfood promoter.
1. Cards' first-sacker tater smacker.
2. Name popular with sports poets because it rhymes with Lou Holtz.
3. Jerry Jones' plastic surgeon.
4. “Fat Albert” TV show was about him.
1. Entertainer whose name is Italian for “eating hot dogs outdoors.”
2. Ring Lardner's “You Know Me, Al” written about him.
3. May get to occupy U.S. Senate seat only after he's elected to second term.
4. Paul Simon song “You Can Call Me Al” written about him.
1. Laughingstock governor of South Carolina.
2. Second-worst recent big-time swindler.
3. TV junk dealer who was always having “the big one.”
4. Birth name of famous Dodger pitcher Koufax.
1. Guantanamo detainee waterboarded 88 times.
2. Guantanamo detainee waterboarded 183 times.
3. Guantanamo detainee waterboarded until it just got to be ridiculous.
4. Convenience store owner in “The Simpsons.”
1. One of Santa's reindeer, usually mentioned eighth.
2. Grizzled CNN loup garou.
3. Obama advisor, named for Jack London character.
4. Cartoon character who huffed, puffed, and blew their houses down.
Bob Lancaster, one of the Arkansas Times longest and most valued contributors, retired from writing his column last week. We’ll miss his his contributions mightily. Look out, in the weeks to come, for a look back at some of his greatest hits. In the meantime, here's a good place to start.
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