TNA WRESTLING
4 p.m., Alltel Arena. $21.75-$51.75.
Get it? That’s right, Total Nonstop Action. What, you had other
ideas? For shame. This is wrasslin’ for a new generation, set in a
hexagonal ring (more opportunity for ropes bouncing) and featuring some
of the baddest brawlers in the “sport.” Like Kurt Angle, a former
Olympic gold medalist, who’s become the face of TNA. Or Awesome Kong, a
nearly 300-pound female wrestler, whose signature move is the Awesome
Bomb, a standing neck scissors drop maneuver. Or LAX, short for the
Latin Xchange, the Hispanic tag team made up of “high-flying” brawlers
Hernandez and Homicide, whose signature moves are the Border Toss and
the Gringo Killer, respectively. Also on the bill are Christian Cage,
“The Phenomenal” AJ Styles, Motor City Machineguns, “Cowboy” James
Storm, Scott Steiner, Tomko, ODB, Jay Lethal, Petey Williams, Shark
Boy, Roxxi Lauveaux, Eric Young and Jackie Moore. More than likely,
too, there’ll be a few “Knockouts,” the full-figured, spandex-wearing,
female division of TNA. Say it again: Total Nonstop Action.