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Re: “Today's question: Leniency for Lu Hardin?

Did they really spell "addiction" as "addition" in the document?

Posted by Triple Digits on 09/17/2011 at 7:30 AM

Re: “To anger

I think youre making your bloody marys wrong, sir. I like to get one part tomato juice, pour that into a tall glass with ice, almost to the top and then hand it to my baptist friends. Then I turn the bottle of vodka upside down and take a long pull -- I usually count five or six mississippiis before going for the oxygen again.

I reckon that'll go a longer ways in fixin your anger difficulties more than kicking that cat off the bed at night or devil cussin' a broke umbrella.

Posted by Triple Digits on 05/19/2011 at 3:24 PM

Re: “Why do we torture ourselves at the gym?

Let me just step on up here, and be the first to explain that Mr. Gordashian uses Hollywood-styled "special effects" extra-sizing equip'ment. See, them bouncy balls and barbells are hollowed out - all the iron fillings and rock and concrete have been scraped out and replaced with air taken from outside, then it's sealed up, so it's a lot lighter.

And as for this Neanderthal shrieking, we're really talking more like a Yorkie yelp. Yes, Mr. Gordashian has jumping in place and yelping long before he set foot inside Big 'Ole Fitness Building. Now that I think of it, I distinctly recall a Gordyian Yelp when the snow-cone man told Mr. Gordashian that he could "criss-cross" his two flavors - cherry and grape - on his shaved ice cone. So pleased, he yelped all the way home.

So, this "burpees" and "snatches" and "man-makers" business... what's all that yabbering about, you say? Not real sure myself other than to say I'd heard it before behind-the-scenes at a Sean Hannity book signing. Mr. Hannity himself said something to the effect of, "...snatch me a man-maker that can stick it where I burp."

Well, I see I'm about out of time. Howdydoya.

Posted by Triple Digits on 05/04/2011 at 4:26 PM

 

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